B’shaa Tova! /When Are You Due?

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Well, in a few months but things don’t look so good, and I don’t know, can I get back to you?

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Tonight, or a few months.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

I just lost this child.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

I lost a child a few weeks ago.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Oh, I’m not pregnant.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Are you…patting my stomach?

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

No, I’m not signing up for your home based holistic weight loss company.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Just fat.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

I think I’ll give this dress away.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Maybe a different style will help?

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Nope.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Not sure if it’s time to start living on carrot sticks or ice cream.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Ice cream is tastier than carrot sticks.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

No idea yet.

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Would you like updates on my sex life?

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

Eventually

~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?
~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?
~ B’shaa tova! /When are you due?

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